{"id":1982,"date":"2007-04-18T09:59:29","date_gmt":"2007-04-18T07:59:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ankegroener.de\/?p=1982"},"modified":"2007-04-18T10:00:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-18T08:00:00","slug":"is-my-body-dumber-than-a-hamster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ankegroener.de\/blog\/?p=1982","title":{"rendered":"is my body dumber than a hamster?"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Cut to the next experiment, which Lisa is about to explain for us. The food is connected to a mild electrical current.  The hamster tries to eat the food, but is promptly zapped.  He reels back in fear.<\/p>\n<p>The hamster has learned a valuable lesson:  beware the hand of man.<br \/>\n&#8212; Lisa&#8217;s science project, &#8220;Duffless&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Bart&#8217;s turn again.  A cupcake is connected to the mild electrical current.  There&#8217;s even a sign that says, &#8220;Do not touch.&#8221;  Bart sees the cupcake.  Bart sees the sign.  He tosses it aside and goes for the cupcake.  He gets shocked.  Imitating Moe (not the bartender) &#8220;Wiseguy, eh?&#8221;.  He tries again, and slaps himself like Curly.  He tries once more.  &#8220;Ow.&#8221; Again. &#8220;Ow.&#8221; Again. &#8220;Ow.&#8221;  Lisa once again takes score.  &#8220;Hamster 2, Bart 0&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.snpp.com\/episodes\/9F14.html\">So<\/a> ging&#8217;s mir und meinen v\u00f6llig verspannten Nacken und Schultern gestern bei meiner Haus\u00e4rztin. Sie tippte irgendwo hin, Anke: \u201eAu.\u201c Irgendwo hintippen, \u201eAu\u201c. Tippen. \u201eAu.\u201c Tippen. \u201cAu.\u201c Spritzen, Magnesium, Ibuprofen, Termin beim Orthop\u00e4den. Hmpf. Au.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cut to the next experiment, which Lisa is about to explain for us. The food is connected to a mild electrical current. The hamster tries to eat the food, but is promptly zapped. He reels back in fear. The hamster has learned a valuable lesson: beware the hand of man. &#8212; Lisa&#8217;s science project, &#8220;Duffless&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1982","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weblog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ankegroener.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1982","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ankegroener.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ankegroener.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ankegroener.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ankegroener.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1982"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ankegroener.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1982\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ankegroener.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ankegroener.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ankegroener.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}