{"id":443,"date":"2004-12-06T22:58:11","date_gmt":"2004-12-06T21:58:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ankegroener.de\/?p=443"},"modified":"2004-12-06T23:01:15","modified_gmt":"2004-12-06T22:01:15","slug":"waaaaaaaaahhhh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ankegroener.de\/blog\/?p=443","title":{"rendered":"WAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, ich liebe ihn wirklich. Echt, von Herzen, ganz doll undsoweiter. Aber wenn sein iBook noch einmal nasal und in miesem Ami-Englisch &#8220;It&#8217;s twenty-three hours&#8221; (oder wahlweise jede andere volle Stunde des Tages) ank\u00fcndigt, werde ich das kerlige Herz irgendeinem Inka-Gott opfern und seinen Rechner in einen Vulkan werfen. Und ne Jungfrau schmei\u00dfe ich notfalls auch noch hinterher.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, ich liebe ihn wirklich. Echt, von Herzen, ganz doll undsoweiter. Aber wenn sein iBook noch einmal nasal und in miesem Ami-Englisch &#8220;It&#8217;s twenty-three hours&#8221; (oder wahlweise jede andere volle Stunde des Tages) ank\u00fcndigt, werde ich das kerlige Herz irgendeinem Inka-Gott opfern und seinen Rechner in einen Vulkan werfen. Und ne Jungfrau schmei\u00dfe ich notfalls [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-443","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weblog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ankegroener.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/443","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ankegroener.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ankegroener.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ankegroener.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ankegroener.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=443"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ankegroener.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/443\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ankegroener.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ankegroener.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ankegroener.de\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}